Trevor Noah launches foolproof plan to ‘scare the kids away from Trump’

Listen, children. Trevor Noah wants you to know that hanging out with the former president donald trump could land you in jail.

“Can we just take a moment to appreciate the number of people associated with donald trump ended up in jail? Noah asked Thursday on “The Daily Show.” “His lawyer, his campaign manager, his campaign vice president, now his organization’s chief financial officer. Usually you have to run a drug cartel for so many friends to have a hard time. Cut at this point , it’s basically El Chapo and Donald Trump. That’s it.”

“You know what they have to do actually? They have to send all these Trump criminals to school assemblies to scare the kids away from Trump,” Noah added. “They’ll be like, ‘You think it’s cool to hanging out with the 45th president? That’s what I thought. Now I drink wine in the toilet!”

The segment followed news that Allen Weisselberg, the chief financial officer of the Trump Organization, pleaded guilty on Thursday after reaching a settlement with the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office. It was charged in July 2021 for participating in a 15-year tax evasion scheme that resulted in him and other executives receiving “off the book” compensation.

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