Bullet Train: Brad Pitt’s film makes critics want to get off

“Bullet Train is no shortage of giddy, maddened enthusiasm, hoping to satiate fans of the hardcore genre with its bloody, over-the-top violence and escalating body count,” continued Tim Grierson. “But this heavy locomotive proves neither hilariously amoral nor violently liberating – it makes quite a racket, but most of the time it just spins its wheels.”